i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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