loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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