Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
it wasn't lemon gatorade
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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