forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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