quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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