Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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