she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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