What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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