Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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