Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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