Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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