All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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ttyl tear gas
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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