We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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