You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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