The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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