dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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