no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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