i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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