question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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