Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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