Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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