She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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