Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
jump out the window naked night went bad
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