Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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