Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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