Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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