your thong is hanging out like whoa
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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