He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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