Quick, to the slutcave!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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