we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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