You surviving the open bar?
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her vagine was all disorganized.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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