have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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