My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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