So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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