well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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