I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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