Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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