Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
where am i from again
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
