My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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