so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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