the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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