R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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