He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I am naked and annoyed.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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