I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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