i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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