Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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