Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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