3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.