if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize