Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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