I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
