I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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