I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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