told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Everything about him screamed your future.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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