she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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