Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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