I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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